Dear FF readers:This is Vacation speaking. I have your Fame Fatale. I am holding her–cradling her, really–as my hostage. I'm feeding her nothing but pizza, ice cream and rum and subjecting her to whatever the opposite of sleep deprivation is.
She keeps begging me to let her go, so she can record her podcast this week. Then she cries a little into her pina colada. It's touching, but I'm holding firm. No podcast on Tuesday. Maybe Thursday, if I weaken my resolve.
And I won't.
Love,
ME
Dear Vacation,
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Thanks,
The Fataleites
I second that thought! Have fun w/ the family, Leslie :)
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