Don't forget: J. Lo dumped her man last week

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Actually, that's technically not true: Jennifer Lopez, that triple threat of actress, dancer and courter of paparazzi, actually dumped Casper Smart–noted fancier of trans models–a few weeks ago. But we only learned about this Ceremonial Execution of the Royal Boy Toy last Friday. 

Now it's Monday, which means we've probably forgotten all about this news, which means that Lopez is going to have to do something to remind us all that she's here and hot and single. I suspect a totally-not-staged trip to a hot velvet-rope club is in the offing.

This isn't theory, people. It's cold hard science. See proof in my latest front-pager for Yahoo! Entertainment.